I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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