If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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