haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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