Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My dick has a subreddit
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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