I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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