I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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