im drinking this country out of the recession.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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