Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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