I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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