she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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