yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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