so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
do nipples grow back?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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