The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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