i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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