I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The power of my boobs compel you
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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