do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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