i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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