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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
