It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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