i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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