I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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