On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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