And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
