Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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