Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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