i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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