I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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They left me at home... I'm a liability
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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