Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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