would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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