i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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