Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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