Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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