I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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