white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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