just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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