it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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