shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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