some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
How's work?
Spinning.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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