No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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