I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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