you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Everclear isn't food dammit
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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