I hate all girls vehemently.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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