I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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