He is such a slut. More and more my type.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have fence marks all over my body
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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