love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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