I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i need some magic done to my vagina
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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