in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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