Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I think your dad took our porno
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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