i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
we should paint friendship bongs
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