I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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