did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
bring money and cleavage
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
