i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Let's get the cat blown out
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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