All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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