you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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