How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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